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Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Harbour claim Dunedin title with 41-35 win against Kaikorai July 18, 2026
Harbour will not have to share the crown th
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Harbour claim premier title with 41-35 win against Kaikorai July 18, 2026
Harbour will not have to share the crown this time.
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Police, tribunal involved in neighbourhood cat custody battle July 18, 2026
A woman who took her neighbours' beloved cat when she moved house was surprised to have the police knock on her door two months later. The Disputes Tribunal has now ordered her to return the cat to its rightful owners. File photo: Getty Images A woman who moved house and took the neighbours’ cat with […]
Obituary: Brian Foley, plumber July 18, 2026
Brian Foley with apprentice Jeremy Bowen after being named trainer of the year. PHOTO: JANE DAWBER Brian Foley was always going to follow his father and become a plumber.
More than 500 NZ and Australian soldiers descend on Southland July 18, 2026
Soldiers takes cover during an open-country training scenario - Exercise Tauwharenīkau 2025 at Waiouru Military Training Area. Photo::Supplied/NZ Defence Force Southland will look like a warzone from this weekend, with gunfire, explosions and soldiers deployed to the region.
Doctors plan strike as ACC refuses rights to speak about concerns July 18, 2026
Photo: Supplied / File image The union for senior doctors says ACC's refusal to guarantee its clinicians' right to speak publicly about concerns for patients is having a gagging effect on staff.
'The greatest allrounder': Sir Garfield Sobers dies July 17, 2026
Sir Garfield Sobers at the Oval in London in 1966. Photo: Getty Images Tributes poured in on Friday following the death of Garry Sobers, widely regarded as one of the greatest all-rounders in cricket, at the age of 89.
Aussie leads the Open, DeChambeau threatens to pull out July 17, 2026
Australian Lucas Herbert reacts after missing a short 5-foot putt that would have given him the lowest ever round in a men's major. Photo: Reuters Australia's Lucas Herbert came within a five-foot putt of becoming the first golfer to shoot 61 in a men's major on Friday as he took a two-shot lead at the […]
Next stop PM - Andy Burnham elected as UK Labour leader July 17, 2026
Andy Burnham speaks after being confirmed as the Labour Party's new leader and the country's next Prime Minister, during 'Labour's Special Conference' in London. Photo: Reuters Andy Burnham, nicknamed the "King of the North", has been elected leader of Britain's governing Labour Party, the final step before becoming its seventh prime minister in a decade […]
Ninety kākāpō to be vaccinated against bird flu July 17, 2026
The vaccination for kākāpō is focused on Whenua Hou/Codfish Island. Photo: DOC The Kākāpō Recovery Programme is positive about the vaccination programme rolling out, as the deadly bird flu arrives on our shores.

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