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New Zealand Blog News Service Mar 15, 2024

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Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Steel claim spot in Premiership final June 21, 2026
Southern Steel captain Georgia Heffernan in action during their elimination final against the Mainland Tactix in Invercargill this afternoon. Photo: Michael Bradley Photography The Southern Steel are through to the ANZ Premiership final after beating the Mainland Tactix 60-54 this afternoon.
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Steel claim spot in grand final with fiery performance June 21, 2026
Southern Steel captain Georgia Heffernan in action during their elimination final against the Mainland Tactix in Invercargill this afternoon. Photo: Michael Bradley Photography The Southern Steel are through to the ANZ Premiership final after beating the Mainland Tactix 60-54 this afternoon.
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Letters to the Editor: fairness, vulgarity and monkeys June 21, 2026
Home of the unelected appointees. Photo: Getty Images Today's Letters to the Editor from readers cover topics including abolishing the "Fairness Doctrine", how standards have dropped, and "cheese-eating surrender monkeys".
Crackdown on Canterbury 'anti-social' drivers June 21, 2026
This vehicle was green stickered for a modified exhaust without having the right certifications. Photos: NZ Police Canterbury police disrupted a planned 'anti-social' road user gathering on Saturday night, issuing a large number of infringements, green and pink stickers, and impounding vehicles.
Coll beaten in Paris final June 21, 2026
RNZ Sport reporters Paul Coll. Photo: ODT files New Zealander Paul Coll has lost to world No 3 Diego Elias in the final of the PSA Squash Tour Finals in Paris.
Minnows Curacao stun Ecuador in historic draw June 21, 2026
Curacao's Eloy Room makes one of 15 saves to keep Ecuador goalless. Photo: Reuters Tiny Curacao battled to a 0-0 draw with Ecuador to earn the first World Cup point in the Caribbean island's history after an outstanding performance from goalkeeper Eloy Room enabled them to celebrate a landmark day.
Brakes put on Canterbury 'anti-social' drivers June 21, 2026
This vehicle was green stickered for a modified exhaust without having the right certifications. Photos: NZ Police Canterbury police disrupted a planned 'anti-social' road user gathering on Saturday night, issuing a large number of infringements, green and pink stickers, and impounding vehicles.
Westport man clears tonnes of steel from beach June 21, 2026
One of the fly-tipping sites near Westport's North Beach. Photo: Danny Hakaraia Rachel Graham of RNZ A Westport man fed up with dumped rubbish piling up near a local beach has gone on a clean-up mission, clearing more than eight tonnes of steel in a couple of months.
Call to update pandemic plan June 21, 2026
Prof Michael Baker. PHOTO: ODT FILES New Zealand needs to update its national pandemic plan as a deadly bird flu virus hits Australia, a public health expert warns.
Burwood focus of search for missing woman June 21, 2026
Photo: RNZ A search for missing 69-year-old woman in Christchurch has been narrowed down to an area of interest.

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