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Auckland Grammar accused of racist anti-Asian school assembly skit

New Zealand Blog News Service Sep 25, 2020

An “Oscars” skit at Auckland Grammar School is under fire after prefects gave out maths and science awards…

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New Zealand Blog News Service Sep 25, 2020

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Gregor Paul: All Blacks only have one card left to play in Rugby Champs mess

New Zealand Blog News Service Sep 25, 2020

COMMENT: Having unilaterally blown up Super Rugby earlier this year, New Zealand Rugby cast itself as the self-styled…

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Weekend reads: 11 of the best international premium pieces

New Zealand Blog News Service Sep 25, 2020

Welcome to the weekend. Settle down with a cuppa and catch up on some of the best content…

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Cannabis firm set to break year-long NZX drought

New Zealand Blog News Service Sep 25, 2020

The IPO drought on the New Zealand stock exchange is set to be broken by a cannabis company.…

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Almost 700,000 people forced from their homes in Lebanon March 9, 2026
Members of the Lebanese Civil Defence inspect a damaged building after an Israeli strike on Beirut's southern suburbs. Photo: Reuters Escalating hostilities have forced nearly 700,000 people to flee their homes in Lebanon over the past week, a UN agency said on Monday, as the war between Israel and the Iran-backed Lebanese group Hezbollah entered a […]
Woman charged after dog killed 4-year-old boy March 9, 2026
A woman has been charged with owning a dog that caused death to a person after the death of a child last year.
Search continues for kayaker swept out to sea near Greymouth March 9, 2026
This kayak was found washed up near Blaketown about 7.30pm Saturday. Photo: NZ Police The search for a person reportedly swept out to sea near Greymouth is set to continue today.
'Borderline torture' bootcamp pushes squad to the limit March 9, 2026
Sam Coughlan
NZ economy on 'precipice' as global markets wobble March 9, 2026
Image: RNZ By Susan Edmunds of RNZ
Chance to share your long Covid stories March 9, 2026
A Kaiapoi man who has had an extended battle with two bouts of post-Covid-19 condition, also known as long Covid, plans to hold a public event to raise awareness about the condition.
Shelley Topp
NZ may offer Iranian footballers asylum - Seymour March 9, 2026
Iranian players saluting for the national anthem after being reprimanded for not singing in an earlier match. Photo: Getty Images The New Zealand government may offer asylum to Iranian female football players in Australia who are likely to face persecution if they return to their home country.
Artist regains his voice March 9, 2026
Robyn Bristow
Rāhui in place as search for missing kayaker continues March 9, 2026
This kayak was found washed up near Blaketown about 7.30pm Saturday. Photo: NZ Police The search for a person reportedly swept out to sea near Greymouth is set to continue today.
Ninth Covid wave hits NZ March 9, 2026
Michael Baker A public health expert says New Zealand is in its ninth wave of Covid-19.

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