Patrick Mahomes Signs $504 Million Contract—Biggest in NFL’s History

By New Zealand Blog News Service Jun 11, 2026

Patrick Mahomes’ new NFL contract is un-ball-ievable.
The Kansas City Chiefs quarterback signed a two-year contract extension with the NFL team June 10 valued at over $500 million, per his agency….
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