April 2026

‘Definitely No. 1’ – Amelia Kerr ‘fizzed’ after record-breaking day

New Zealand Blog News Service Apr 1, 2026

“There wasn’t run-rate pressure through that middle phase of the game as she was flying,” Amelia Kerr says…

Proof the Two and a Half Men Cast Is Still Winning

New Zealand Blog News Service Apr 1, 2026

Charlie Sheen is aware he wasn’t exactly a winning coworker during his eight seasons at the top of…

These How I Met Your Mother Secrets Are, Wait For It, Legendary

New Zealand Blog News Service Apr 1, 2026

In the era of reboots, we’re still waiting on the gang from How I Met Your Mother to…

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Three-vehicle crash closes SH6 north of Invercargill May 4, 2026
Emergency services are at the scene of a three-vehicle crash that has closed State Highway 6 at Makarewa tonight.
Trump says US will help ships stuck in Strait of Hormuz May 4, 2026
Ships and tankers in the Strait of Hormuz off the coast of Musandam, Oman. File photo: Reuters President Donald Trump said the United States would start helping to free ships stranded in the Gulf by the US-Israeli war on Iran from Monday, as a tanker reported being hit by unknown projectiles in the Strait of Hormuz.
Financial Markets Authority boss quits after probe into political statements May 4, 2026
Craig Stobo. File photo: RNZ By Jeremy Rees and Jeffrey Halley of RNZ
One injured in helicopter crash near Haast May 4, 2026
A person in a serious condition has been airlifted from the scene of a helicopter crash in Haast this afternoon.
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Disgraced top cop pays back $500 for hotel stays during affair May 4, 2026
Disgraced former deputy police commissioner Jevon McSkimming. Photo: RNZ By Sam Sherwood of RNZ
Death of Canterbury baby still a mystery 12 years on May 4, 2026
Soul Mathew Turany. Photo: Supplied / Facebook By Tim Brown of RNZ
Canterbury baby's death still a mystery 12 years on May 4, 2026
Soul Mathew Turany. Photo: Supplied / Facebook By Tim Brown of RNZ
'Quite remarkable' $1m Lotto win May 4, 2026
A lucky punter won a million dollars in a Lotto draw last month, the winning ticket was sold at the Windsor On the Spot Express store in Port Chalmers. PHOTO: GREGOR RICHARDSON A man says he carried a $1 million Lotto ticket around in his wallet for a week while he let the magnitude of […]
Hearing begins into Bondi Beach shooting May 4, 2026
Hundreds of flowers lay on the ground at the memorial next to Bondi Pavilion at Bondi Beach in memory of those killed in last year's Bondi shooting. Photo: Getty Images Australia began public hearings on Monday into the Bondi Beach mass shooting in December, part of a wide-ranging national inquiry with witnesses set to give […]
Amazon to take $45m hit after canning NZ data centre plan May 4, 2026
The site which was planned to be used by Amazon in Westgate, Auckland. Photo: Google Maps / Screenshot Amazon's New Zealand data centre arm has taken a roughly $45 million hit after shelving a planned West Auckland development, newly filed accounts show.

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