January 9, 2025

Flat day for NZ shares – Market close

New Zealand Blog News Service Jan 9, 2025

ICYMI: The New Zealand share market had a slight bump.http://dlvr.it/THGG72

Dip for NZ shares – Market close

New Zealand Blog News Service Jan 9, 2025

The New Zealand stockexchange reported a decline today as overseas markets led the way.http://dlvr.it/THGFtB

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Arrest over critical injury assault in Amberley March 21, 2026
A man has been charged over an assault that left another person critically injured in Canterbury on Thursday night.
Arrest after assault leaves one critically hurt March 21, 2026
A man has been charged over an assault that left another person critically injured in Canterbury on Thursday night.
US woman charged with murder after taking abortion pill March 21, 2026
A 31-year-old Georgia woman has been charged with murder after she took abortion medication and gave birth to a premature infant who died within hours, according to court documents and arrest recor
Southland man jailed for sexually violating underage girl March 20, 2026
George Omelvena has been jailed for sexually violating an underage girl. Supplied photo A Southland man who claimed sex with an underage girl was a case of “mutual attraction” has been jailed for more than two years.
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NZ joins statement condemning Iran's attacks in Gulf March 20, 2026
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon. Photo: RNZ New Zealand has joined 19 other countries in condemning Iranian attacks on commercial ships in the Gulf.
US sending Marines, amphibious assault ship to Middle East March 20, 2026
AA warns against panic buying, stockpiling fuel March 20, 2026
Several petrol stations ran out of fuel on Thursday and Friday. Image: RNZ The Automobile Association (AA) is warning against panic buying or stockpiling fuel, saying large quantities may impact house insurance claims.
Govt orders complete review of Dog Control Act March 20, 2026
Local Government Minister Simon Watts. Photo: RNZ The government is ordering a complete review of the decades-old Dog Control Act after sustained criticism the current law is not enough.
Witnesses sought after pub brawl leaves several injured March 20, 2026
Police want to identify the man in the fawn cap. Photo: NZ Police Police are looking for the public's help to identify people involved in a pub brawl in Hastings.
'Ultimate tough guy' Chuck Norris dies March 20, 2026

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