Hello to global Britain – our new best free trade friend

Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date October 22, 2021

Opinion: This is the start of a longer journey for the UK, the map for which points more widely to the Asia Pacific region.

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

Edward too busy to marry July 3, 2025
Today Tuvalu; tomorrow the world July 3, 2025
Scientists say by 2050, half of Tuvalu’s main town of Funafuti, pictured in September last year, will be inundated by tides. PHOTO: REUTERS Some big changes arrive with a bang, but usually they sort of sneak in and you barely notice them at first. The big change last week was the creation of the world’s […]
Nothing so shocking as a democratic-socialist in New York July 3, 2025
Mamdani would be New York’s first Muslim mayor. PHOTO: REUTERS Even here, at the bottom of the world, the phenomenon that is Zohran Mamdani is making an impact.
Nature is rarely orderly, best when messy July 3, 2025
Coarse woody debris is left to decay naturally in Lovelock Bush. PHOTO: GREGOR RICHARDSON On a recent Monday morning, I took a routine "patrol" through Lovelock Bush, checking for any fallen trees or broken branches.
What does it mean to train doctors: not just for today, but for decades? July 3, 2025
An exam room awaits Otago medical students. PHOTO: STEPHEN JAQUIERY Tim Wilkinson busts some myths about what it takes to become an effective doctor.
No longer a waka for everyone July 3, 2025
Then-prime minister Jacinda Ardern leaves the Al-Noor Mosque in Christchurch, after Friday prayers, one week after the mass shootings there. PHOTO: REUTERS Former prime minister Dame Jacinda Ardern was once celebrated around the world, but now only brand Jacinda remains, writes Sir Ian Taylor.
Grimaldi given rare opportunity July 3, 2025
Dunedin Paralympian Anna Grimaldi is adjusting to the heat in Arizona where she has been training before the Prefontaine Classic. PHOTO: SUPPLIED Anna Grimaldi is making the most of her latest opportunity.
Kayla Hodge
Valley, Old Boys looks too close to call July 3, 2025
Old Boys' No 8, Junior Fakatoufifita. PHOTO: ODT FILES No more than three points have separated the two all season.
Kayla Hodge
Six teams left all contenders July 3, 2025
Harbour halfback Nathan Hastie clears the ball during a division 1 game against Zingari-Richmond at Watson Park in April. PHOTO: PETER MCINTOSH The Dunedin division 1 club playoffs are here. Adrian Seconi takes a look at the match-ups.
Win or draw puts Upper Clutha on top July 3, 2025
Maniototo flanker Nathan Huddleston hits it up against Matakanui Combined in Ranfurly last weekend. PHOTO: RICHARD JONES The slide rules might have to come out at the conclusion of tomorrow’s Central Otago premier club contest between Upper Clutha and Wakatipu at the Wanaka Domain.

Search New Zealand News

Related

Search New Zealand News