Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

Road reopens as firefighters douse blaze April 4, 2026
Photo: NZTA Firefighters have contained a building blaze which closed the main road through north Dunedin for two hours.
'Confusing' Easter trading rules need overhaul - EMA April 4, 2026
Small grocery shops are one of the few stores that can be exempt to shop shutdowns over Easter (file image). Photo: MARK PAPALII / RNZ A business association says Easter Sunday trading rules are confusing and need an overhaul.
Crash closes lane near summit of Lindis Pass April 3, 2026
A single-vehicle crash closed one lane of State Highway 8 near the summit of Lindis Pass this morning.
Two US warplanes shot down, frantic search for pilot April 3, 2026
The Iranian state media said to show fragments of a downed US jet in this picture said to be taken in central Iran. Photo: IRIB/Handout via REUTERS Two US warplanes were downed over Iran and the Gulf, Iranian and US officials said on Friday, with two pilots rescued and a third still missing and being […]
One killed in crash near Motueka April 3, 2026
One person has died following a crash near Motueka yesterday.
Dr Dennis was a Wānaka legend April 3, 2026
Dennis Pezaro at home in his beloved Wanaka. PHOTO: ODT FILES The quintessential country doctor, Dennis Pezaro — or ‘‘Dr Dennis’’ to many — devoted decades to serving his beloved Wānaka community.
Stats one way to win a first-class title April 3, 2026
Otago cricketers were in a jubilant mood when they officially heard they had won the Shell Trophy in 1987-88 to complete the season double. Enjoying the moment are (from top left) Terry Glenn (convener of selectors), Vaughn Johnson, Warren Lees, Stephen Boock, Ken Rutherford, (bottom from left) Stu McCullum and Bruce Blair. PHOTO: ODT FILES […]
Adrian Seconi
Smiths City owner declared bankrupt at High Court April 3, 2026
The owner of collapsed large retailer Smiths City has been declared bankrupt.
‘Very Dunedin story’ turns a page April 3, 2026
Firebrand co-founders Bex and Paul Twemlow at the Otago Medical Research Foundation gala last month where Firebrand was a creative sponsor. PHOTO: SEEN IN DUNEDIN ‘‘It's time.’’
Sally Rae
Cartoonist's view - Yeo April 3, 2026
Today's cartoon from Shaun Yeo.

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