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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date May 27, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Retailers, police team up on crime June 22, 2025
Police and retailers are working together to reduce retail crime in Invercargill.
Sandy Eggleston
Bonds formed during internship June 22, 2025
Excited about graduating from this year’s Fairlight Foundation programme are (from left) intern Tegan Butler, Fairlight Station stock manager Sam Wright, and interns Nerida Bateup and Maddi Hubers. PHOTO: CLARE TOIA-BAILEY Although she does not graduate until December, Fairlight Foundation intern Nerida Bateup is already sad about leaving her fellow interns.
Sally Rae
Setting women up for life in agriculture June 22, 2025
Fairlight Foundation executive director Laura Koot says those behind the initiative have a massive vision. Photo: Patrick Fallon "We have 12 months to prepare them as best we can for the rest of their lives."
Sally Rae
Farmer ‘ecstatic’ after clean sweep at competition June 22, 2025
West Otago farmer Clark Scott looks at his black Limousin heifer which won the hoof class between 271kg and 320kg at the Otago-Southland Hoof and Hook Beef Competition. PHOTOS: SHAWN MCAVINUE Taieri farmer Geoff Edgar won both of the top prizes at the recent 2025 Otago-Southland Hoof and Hook Beef Competition.
Shawn McAvinue
Programme paved way into rural mental health June 22, 2025
Last year’s Fairlight Foundation interns celebrate their graduation with former graduates. From left: Holli Robinson, Aggie Burgess, Ella Clarke, Monique Mellow, Mikayla Beaumont, Lily Priest, Emma Foss, Ella Eades, Yvonne Van Baarle and Samantha McKelvey. PHOTO: PATRICK FALLON Growing up on a sheep and beef farm in the King Country, Emma Foss never properly considered […]
Sally Rae
Lake Wakatipu’s first ‘sharks’ ready to ride June 22, 2025
A Hydro Attack submersible in Queenstown Bay. Photo: Gregor Richardson An American Silicon Valley entrepreneur has added what has been billed as "Queenstown’s most unique water activity" to his increasing stable of Lake Wakatipu-based businesses.
Philip Chandler
Commanding lead for impressive Lee June 22, 2025
Minjee Lee. Photo: Getty Images Higher scores have been on full display at the KPMG Women’s PGA Championship in Frisco, Texas. That makes Minjee Lee’s performance so far even more impressive.
Big win important for University’s season June 22, 2025
Zingari-Richmond lock Ratunui Latus tries to bring down University flanker Matt Brock at Logan Park on Saturday. Photo: Gregor Richardson University 71 Zingari-Richmond 14 University halfback Brad Campbell took a quick tap and ran 50m untouched to score early in the second half.
World in pictures: recent photographs June 22, 2025
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Maniototo score late in upset June 22, 2025
Photo: ODT files The charge for top spots in the Central Otago premier club competition intensified after Maniototo pulled off an upset 18-15 victory over Alexandra at Ranfurly on Saturday.