5 Best Celebrity Roasts Of All Time, Ranked

By New Zealand Blog News Service Jun 28, 2026

We watched dozens of hours of celebrity roasts going back to the 1970s. Here are our five favorites, based on the lineup of roasters and their best jokes.
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