Quotes Of The Week: Marshals, Hacks, Summer House, And More

By New Zealand Blog News Service May 31, 2026

This week’s best lines come from Summer House, Hacks, Marshals, and more.
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Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

Injury setback leads to thriving events business June 1, 2026
Sam Coughlan
The Games, the Queen and a tiny lunch: 'It’s a real asset to the community' June 1, 2026
Biggest KiwiSaver managers among worst performers June 1, 2026
File photo: Getty Images By Susan Edmunds of RNZ
Roads closed but warnings lifted for sodden Tasman June 1, 2026
Photo: RNZ Properties have been evacuated and roads closed across the top of the South Island after heavy rain caused flooding overnight.
ODT quiz: June 2 June 1, 2026
Test your local and general knowledge by taking the Otago Daily Times quiz for Monday, June 1.
Five marine reserves to be set up off Otago coast June 1, 2026
Edward Ellison. PHOTO: ODT FILES A new approach to marine reserve management looks to extend guardianship and protection of Otago’s unique off-shore environment.
Ruby Shaw
Winner hopes to inspire music students to dream June 1, 2026
The new face of the Gold Guitars: grand prize winner at the 51st MLT New Zealand Gold Guitar Awards Simon Thompson, of Invercargill. PHOTO: GERRIT DOPPENBERG Second time was a charm for Invercargill’s Simon Thompson as he put on a resounding performance to take out the top title at the MLT New Zealand Gold Guitar […]
Gerrit Doppenberg
New ute broke down during test by council June 1, 2026
A BYD Shark 6 plug-in hybrid which the council has tested ahead of a bulk purchase. PHOTO: SUPPLIED A Southland council is gearing up to buy new hybrid utes despite one of the vehicles breaking down in the ‘‘middle of nowhere’’ during testing.
Matthew Rosenberg
Sewage deadline issued by WCRC June 1, 2026
A view of the avulsing Waiho River looking inland towards Franz Josef Glacier township, with the river now cutting in below the sewerage ponds left. Photo: West Coast Regional Council/Supplied. The West Coast Regional Council has issued a deadline for all three West Coast district councils to fix outstanding issues with wastewater systems.
Old town sign up for grabs in fundraiser June 1, 2026
Hoping for the successful sale of the sign are Bruce Community Facilities Trust fundraising committee members (from left) Dale Wyber, Carlee McCaw, Kim Schiller, Gaynor Finch and Leanne Woodhead. PHOTO: NICK BROOK Milton’s famous ‘‘Town of Opportunities’’ sign is getting one last chance to stand by its words.
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