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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date April 23, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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High-profile businessman Sir Bob Jones dies May 2, 2025
Sir Bob Jones. Photo: ODT Files Businessman and politician Sir Bob Jones has died at the age of 85, according to reports.
Crews battle large house fire May 2, 2025
Helicopters are on standby as emergency services battle a large house fire near Queenstown.
House 'extensively damaged' in Queenstown blaze May 2, 2025
A fire appliance at the scene of the blaze. Photo: Tracey Roxburgh Fire crews have contained a blaze that has left a home "extensively damaged" in Queenstown this afternoon.
Ruby Shaw
Tourist dies after house bus wood burner left open May 2, 2025
File photo A Coroner has found a fatal house bus fire might have been avoided if there had been clear instructions on how to use the wood burner.
Pressure mounts as Cashmere Tech fail to fire May 2, 2025
Cashmere Tech head coach Dan Schwarz said no position is safe ahead of this weekend’s clash with Ferrymead Bays. PHOTO: MITCHELL COZZONE/DUST.MEDIA Amid Cashmere Technical’s worst run of form in 13 years, head coach Dan Schwarz is not ruling out making changes to his side.
Sam Coughlan
Opportunity for New Brighton American football hopeful May 2, 2025
Sam Coughlan
Absences can’t stop University’s winning ways May 2, 2025
University of Canterbury first-five James White may be in line for a promotion to the Crusaders after Taha Kemara’s injury. PHOTO: ISAAC NOKES Despite missing key players and their head coach, the University of Canterbury continues to find ways to win in the Metro rugby competition.
Sam Coughlan
Sir Bob Jones dead at 85 May 2, 2025
Hornets to appeal 10-week ban for biting May 2, 2025
Antonio Lemalu. The Halswell Hornets plan to appeal a 10-week suspension handed to hooker Antonio Lemalu, accused of biting an opponent during their 32-28 win over the Greymouth Greyhounds three weeks ago.
Sam Coughlan
Family lucky to escape fire: 'I just saw a wall of flames outside the window' May 2, 2025
Daniel Alvey