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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date June 30, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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All Blacks in Dunedin for sold-out test July 1, 2025
The All Blacks have touched down for their first test of the season - a sold-out clash with France at Forsyth Barr Stadium.
All Blacks arrive for sold-out Dunedin test July 1, 2025
The All Blacks have touched down for their first test of the season - a sold-out clash with France at Forsyth Barr Stadium.
$1400 fee to have three dogs July 1, 2025
Owen Haring with chocolate labrador Holly, dachshund Frankie and golden labrador Harry. Photo: Max Frethey/ LDR A Richmond resident has been blindsided by a $1400 fee to keep three dogs on his property.
Flood-hit region prepares for 'absolute worst' July 1, 2025
Heavy rain in some areas last week lead to widespread flooding, slips and road closures. Photo: Kate Green The army and Fire and Emergency NZ are sending reinforcements to Nelson-Marlborough as the sodden region prepares for more heavy rain forecast for the early hours of Thursday.
Sodden region preparing for 'absolute worst' July 1, 2025
Heavy rain in some areas last week lead to widespread flooding, slips and road closures. Photo: Kate Green The army and Fire and Emergency NZ are sending reinforcements to Nelson-Marlborough as the sodden region prepares for more heavy rain forecast for the early hours of Thursday.
Race on to stock up on Jaffas July 1, 2025
Thousands of Jaffas hurtle down Dunedin's Baldwin St, the world's steepest, in 2015. PHOTO: GERARD O'BRIEN/ODT Iconic sweet treat Jaffas is being discontinued indefinitely and will no longer be available on any New Zealand shelves.
Pricey pooches: $1400 to have three dogs July 1, 2025
Owen Haring with chocolate labrador Holly, dachshund Frankie and golden labrador Harry. Photo: Max Frethey/ LDR A Richmond resident has been blindsided by a $1400 fee to keep three dogs on his property.
Swiss resort prepares as rockslide threats rise July 1, 2025
Radar and GPS devices monitor rock falls at the Spitzer Stein. Photo: Reuters In the Swiss Alpine resort of Kandersteg, officials have been closely monitoring a deteriorating mountain peak that towers above picturesque homes and hotels, after a glacier collapse and massive rockslide buried a neighbouring village.
Council opposed red weather warning before cyclone hit July 1, 2025
A red severe weather warning was only issued for Hawke's Bay on the day a devastating cyclone made landfall in February 2023. Photo: Supplied / Dawson Bliss By Amy Williams of RNZ MetService could have upgraded weather warnings for Hawke's Bay to red the day before a Cyclone Gabrielle hit in early 2023 - but faced […]
Customs seize $58.2m of cocaine in Tauranga July 1, 2025
The cocaine was in a container that came from Jamaica, Customs say. Photo: CUSTOMS NZ Customs officers have seized 150kg of cocaine worth up to $58.2 million from a shipping container at the Port of Tauranga.