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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date July 13, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Steel finish season on winning note July 14, 2025
Southern Steel shooter Georgia Heffernan lines up her shot against the Northern Stars in Invercargill tonight. PHOTO: MICHAEL BRADLEY PHOTOGRAPHY You will take a win even if it’s a grind.
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Ray Chung's 'vile' email condemned across the political spectrum July 14, 2025
Ray Chung emailed Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau to apologise this afternoon. Photo: Supplied By Lillian Hanly of RNZ
'Is my house still standing?' Tasman residents battle to get home July 14, 2025
Jo Shaw and neighbour Brian Lambert in Tapawera, Tasman. Photo: RNZ By Ellen O'Dwyer of RNZ
Backpacker reveals why she left her car in remote WA bush July 14, 2025
Carolina Wilga in hospital in Perth. Photo: Supplied/WA Police A German backpacker who spent 10 nights lost in the outback says she abandoned her bogged van in a state of confusion after hitting her head.
'See you when I’m looking at you, mate': Jock Davies farewelled July 14, 2025
Jock Davies. PHOTO: SUPPLIED Jock Davies, the young Otago man who died in a hunting accident on Rakiura Stewart Island, was farewelled in Tapanui today.
Student nurses, midwives taking on more work for no pay July 14, 2025
Australia has just introduced a payment for eligible students doing unpaid placements, including nursing, midwifery, teaching and social work. Photo: Getty Images By Evie Richardson of RNZ
Rubbish fire sends acrid smoke over Invercargill July 14, 2025
Photo: Toni McDonald One fire appliance was called to a rubbish fire at back of a house in Stirrat St in Invercargill today.
Murder victim's eerie message played in court July 14, 2025
Helen Gregory was killed in her Khandallah home in January 2024. Photo: Supplied By Kate Green of RNZ
Israel blames 'malfunction' after children killed collecting water July 14, 2025
Blood stains some containers at the site of an Israeli strike that killed Palestinians, gathered to collect water from a distribution point, according to medics, in Nuseirat in the central Gaza Strip. Photo: Reuters At least eight Palestinians, most of them children, were killed and more than a dozen were wounded in central Gaza when […]
Care facility didn't report resident's sexualised behaviour July 14, 2025
Deputy Health and Disability Commissioner Rose Wall. Photo: LANCE LAWSON / SUPPLIED Warning: This story discusses sexual violence and suicidal ideation.