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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date February 13, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Glass pieces, melted plastic: School lunch investigations continue May 4, 2025
There have been numerous complaints about the revamped lunch programme including these burnt ones. Photo: RNZ / Ellen O'Dwyer By Ellen O'Dwyer of RNZ
Fenz breached firefighter's rights accessing bank account May 3, 2025
Fire and Emergency New Zealand has been locked in an employment battle with one of its firefighters over an issue relating to mess allowances. Photo: Supplied A Christchurch firefighter who helped pool his colleagues’ meal allowances so they could buy groceries and cook meals while on shift has been cleared of any wrongdoing after his […]
Trump posts AI image of himself as pope May 3, 2025
President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated photo showing himself as the pope ahead of this week's gathering of cardinals to choose a new leader of the 1.4-billion-strong Catholic Church, and just days after he joked he would "like to be pope".
State of emergency remains in Christchurch May 3, 2025
Flooding in Christchurch after Ōpāwaho Heathcote River burst its banks. Photo: RNZ Christchurch remains in a state of emergency on Sunday morning, with the council saying there was still "some very saturated land" across the district.
Fiordland viewing platform where girl died being rebuilt May 3, 2025
The spot where Tegan Chen slipped into Marian Creek in Fiordland National Park was not fenced off. Photo: Supplied A viewing platform above Fiordland falls where a young girl died last year is being rebuilt.
Lawson to start main race in 15th after sprint penalty May 3, 2025
Liam Lawson claimed his first points of the season with a seventh place finish in the sprint in Miami. Photo: Getty Images New Zealand Formula 1 driver Liam Lawson will start the main race in 15th position after a frustrating day in Miami.
Labor claims landslide win in Australian election May 3, 2025
Anthony Albanese celebrates Labor's crushing election win with partner Jodie Haydon and son Nathan. Photo: Reuters Anthony Albanese says Australia has turned a corner as he celebrates an emphatic Labor landslide victory in the federal election.
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‘Allies’ set to take on the world May 3, 2025
The Rasa School of Dance "Allies" crew, (back, from left) Amber Woods, Toby Paris, coach Danielle Veenvliet, Ruby Martin, Charlotte Cardno, (front) Maya Satake, Safera Wintrup and Emily Aubin gather after the performance that earned them fourth place at last week’s New Zealand Hip Hop Dance Championships. Photos: supplied The success of dancers from Dunedin’s […]
Good temperament makes greyhounds a ‘chill’ pet May 3, 2025
Stephanie Godfrey says her former racing greyhounds Doug (left) and Tracy are "pretty chill" dogs. Photo: Sam Henderson The smile on Stephanie Godfrey’s face is all you need to see that she has a deep affection for her two adopted greyhounds.
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